June 16, 2006

Fear Me!: Ten jobs that Evil Doc Smartypants would do
by docsmartypants

Helen is up visiting for the weekend and she suggested this week’s Friday Ten: Ten Jobs That My Evil Alter Ego Would Have. She also immediately suggested my evil alter ego would enjoy job number one:

1) Art museum security guard

2) World War I trench digger

3) Russian mafia kingpin

4) Saboteur

5) FOX News correspondent

6) Triplane pilot

7) Passport counterfeiter

8) Otter thief

9) Dealer of rare antiques

10) Copyeditor (Eeeeeeeevil copyeditor)

Of course my evil alter ego is open to other suggestions. Nature show host perhaps? Phlebotomist? I don’t know, but it’s something to think about. ]

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3 Comments to

“Fear Me!: Ten jobs that Evil Doc Smartypants would do”

  1. On June 16th, 2006 at 7:49 pm The Ghetto :) Says:

    I love #5! It is really EEEEEEVIL!

    Tell Helen hi and that I have been listening to Stevie since she gave me the CD and I am totally in love with him.

  2. On June 16th, 2006 at 7:54 pm Kenneth Says:

    *Surely* number ten got on *this* list by mistake? And what about H*****’s cook?

  3. On June 19th, 2006 at 2:01 pm docsmartypants Says:

    No, Kenneth, I could never be H*****’s cook because even Evil Doc Smartypants has some morals. Unlike someone we know.

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