<?xml version="1.0"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Doc Smartypants</title><link>http://www.docsmartypants.com</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2008</copyright><webMaster>docsmartypants@gmail.com</webMaster><item><title>Further Adventures in Fitness Trauma In which Wii Fit makes me cry (3 Comments)</title><link>http://www.docsmartypants.com/rss/rssRedirect.asp?rss=load=Article+s=1+a=125</link><comments>http://www.docsmartypants.com/script/loadBlogComments.asp?id=125</comments><pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:06:47 EST</pubDate><description>Our shiny new copy of Wii Fit, Nintendo's so-popular-you-can't-find-it-to-buy-it exercise video game, arrived in the mail today. Within the first five minutes of using it I had burst into tears like a 5-year-old ...</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.docsmartypants.com/rss/rssRedirect.asp?rss=load=Article+s=1+a=125</guid></item><item><title>ATTENTION! Your Attention Please, Everyone (4 Comments)</title><link>http://www.docsmartypants.com/rss/rssRedirect.asp?rss=load=Article+s=1+a=124</link><comments>http://www.docsmartypants.com/script/loadBlogComments.asp?id=124</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:43:04 EST</pubDate><description>Let it be known that on this day, the twenty-sixth of March in our year of the lord two thousand and eight, Stacey, Larry, and I officially became...

MASTERS OF THE PUB QUIZ!

Yes, bow down and shield your eyes ...</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.docsmartypants.com/rss/rssRedirect.asp?rss=load=Article+s=1+a=124</guid></item><item><title>Raiders of the Lost Film In which a seven-year mission is finally accomplished (4 Comments)</title><link>http://www.docsmartypants.com/rss/rssRedirect.asp?rss=load=Article+s=1+a=123</link><comments>http://www.docsmartypants.com/script/loadBlogComments.asp?id=123</comments><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:42:50 EST</pubDate><description>A while back, while looking for something in our storage unit back in Washington, we found a roll of film and two partially used disposable cameras. What was on them? Who knew! Determined to use them up, every so ...</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.docsmartypants.com/rss/rssRedirect.asp?rss=load=Article+s=1+a=123</guid></item><item><title>The Big List Films I Watched in 2007 (3 Comments)</title><link>http://www.docsmartypants.com/rss/rssRedirect.asp?rss=load=Article+s=1+a=122</link><comments>http://www.docsmartypants.com/script/loadBlogComments.asp?id=122</comments><pubDate>Wed, 2 Jan 2008 04:52:12 EST</pubDate><description>Back in May I mentioned that I had been keeping a list of all the films I was watching, a list I started on January 1, 2007. Well it's 2008 now and I've typed up the complete list of the movies I watched in the year ...</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.docsmartypants.com/rss/rssRedirect.asp?rss=load=Article+s=1+a=122</guid></item><item><title>Won't You Be My Neighbor? No. Seriously. Anyone? (5 Comments)</title><link>http://www.docsmartypants.com/rss/rssRedirect.asp?rss=load=Article+s=1+a=121</link><comments>http://www.docsmartypants.com/script/loadBlogComments.asp?id=121</comments><pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:04:18 EST</pubDate><description>This is the story of the time I almost killed a man with my bare hands. That time? Was at about 6:20 on a Sunday morning about a week ago.

Larry and I, having stayed up late watching Black Books and working on ...</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.docsmartypants.com/rss/rssRedirect.asp?rss=load=Article+s=1+a=121</guid></item></channel></rss>